$401KREKT

retirement is just a social construct anyway

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156 holders

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financial regret score

95%

catastrophic

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this is not financial advice. this is the opposite of financial advice. if you're reading this and considering putting your life savings into a meme coin, please consider therapy instead. your future self will thank you.